The Aftermath

When we got down everyone started to understand what the true meaning of Christmas was. At first the mayor wanted me pepper sprayed and arrested but the cop showed mw mercy and let me go. Then out of nowhere Martha came to me and confessed her loved to me and I confessed mine to her. After I that everyone opened their gifts and Santa even left me one in there everything seemed to just be so happy. So once everyone got ready we went to the dinning hall for the Christmas feast. We had everything in there Whoyam, Whoturkey, Whocake, and yes even Whoroaste beast. They even let me serve the first plate for the feast which was a hug honor as a Who. Then we went to the middle of the town and every Who young and old circled the tree and all sang the Christmas song, “Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome Christmas Come this way, Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome Christmas, Christmas day, Welcome, welcome fahoo ramus, Welcome, welcome dahoo damus, Christmas day is in our grasp, So long as we have hands to clasp, Fahoo fores dahoo dores, Welcome Christmas bring your cheer, Fahoo fores dahoo dores, Welcome all Whos far and near, Welcome Christmas fahoo ramus, Welcome Christmas dahoo damus, Christmas day will always be just so long as we have we, Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome Christmas bring your light, Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome in the cold dark night, Welcome Christmas fahoo ramus, Welcome Christmas dahoo damus, Welcome Christmas while we stand, Heart to Heart and Hand in Hand, Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!” After that everyone went home to spent time with their familes. Me and Martha went back to my mountain, me and her just enjoyed our time together later that night I asked her to marry me and be mine forever, she said yes. This was the happiest I had ever been in my life I honestly thought once I became happy I would become beautiful or something like beauty and he beast or something but that was going to happen. Max was having fun to he had someone else to bother for the night and I could tell this was the happiest Christmas he has ever had too. Martha accidently stayed the night but then I came up with a great idea. And I asked her if she would just stay here until we get married. Her face began to glow with happiness. After all that hate throughout my life I was finally happy and got everything I want, I got friends, I had the love of my life, and I had a perfect Christmas and I pray for many more.

The BIG plan

So first thing I needed to start my plan was make my own Santa suit. It was easy to find the stuffed I needed for everything because the Whos threw all their waste on my mountain, so I found some red fabric and used pillow stuffing and make my suit. Next I had to think of what else Santa had, I thought for a minute and I remembered that he road a sled. So I tried to find all the parts I needed to make my sled, I used old car parts and stuff to make the body of the sled. Then I found a couple other pieces I got from some old machines. I had to run a couple test runs, which really hurt but I got threw it and I made a working rocket sled. Then I thought what else Santa had, then it came to me, he had reindeer. I knew I could find any reindeer so I got an antler from a deer that was in my wall and tied it to Max’s head and made him my reindeer. After I got all that stuff together I sat on the top of my mountain and watched Santa drop every gift to every Who in Whoville. When he was down and left it was my turn so me a max took off. We got to our first house and I got kind of stuck in the chimney, after I got through I stated take everything things form the Christmas presents all the way to the Christmas tree, the decorations, and even the food in the kitchen. Then right I as I was about to leave to my luck Cindy Lou Who came down stairs and saw me. I thought fast and hid behind the tree so she would think I was Santa and she believed it. After she asked all the questions she had for me I gave her a glass of milk and sent her to bed. Then once I got through my first house it got a lot easier and I finally got everything and got to the top of my mountain and I was going to drop everything off of it. But right when I was about to push it off Cindy Lou Who popped her little head over the bag on top of the slay. I freaked out and had to save her but the sled was already sliding off so I grabbed it with all my might and something felt strange in my heart. It felt like it grew 3 sizes right there and it gave me the strength to pick up the whole slay and save her and all the presents. Then we both road the sled all the way back to Whoville and I gave everything back I felt like I knew what the true meaning of Christmas was and it wasn’t about all the presents and stuff it was about bringing family together, being with family, and sharing with others.

This Christmas just might be different

I felt something was going to be different about this Christmas but I didn’t know what it was. Well the other day me and Max took a trip down to town and we were reeking havoc as usual. We left a trail of mischief behind us all the way to the Whopost Office.  But some little girl caught us and I scared her hair straight and she fell into a machine. I was going to leave her but Max helped a little corner of my heart save her. So as I left I did what any Grinch would do, I wrapped her like a present and push her on the ground then I left. The next day the little girl came all the way to the top of the mountain to my house. I was busy slipping into insanity and I was disturbed by her, I did everything I could possible do to scare her, but none of my efforts worked. I don’t know why or how but she wasn’t scared of me anymore and she just stayed in my home and kept begging me to come to this thing called the Whovalation, this big Christmas Eve celebration and they elected me to be the Whomister which is some big award, oh yeah her name was Cindy Lou Who. After her efforts had come to an end I lead her to my trap door and told her I was going to come (I was lying) then I pulled the leaver and sent her down the garbage shoot back to Whoville.  Max stayed on me about treating that girl like that but I don’t pay him much mind. But I finally decided I was going to go but I didn’t know what I was going to wear. Once I figured that out I when down and they actually celebrated me like a Who. I kind of liked it I still hated the Whos but what they were doing for me made me feel good. And they sucked at sports so I beat everyone in every event. At the end there was a gift giving time and the two woman who raised me got me the ugliest sweater I have ever seen. Then the mayor gave me a present and I opened it and It was a pair of clippers as a joke in front of Martha May Who. Then he had a present for her and it was a ring for her to marry him, then all the rage in me just came out and I went crazy I destroyed everything in sight. I even burned down their big beloved tree that was sitting in the middle of the town. After I went back to my mountain and started hating the Whos even more so I came up with a plan to destroy Christmas for them. I decided I was going to let Santa come and drop off all the gifts then I was going to dress like the fat man himself and steal all the presents back. So when they all woke up they would see they have no presents and start making the most magical sound ever, they all would cry.

I hate Christmas the most

Those idiot Whos getting on my nerves everyday, but holidays are the worst. They celebrate each one so loudly and with so much love for it, it makes me sick. And there are so many holidays throughout the year but the ones that are the loudest is Thanksgiving, Halloween, and the most horrifying one Christmas. The Whos don’t celebrate any other holiday like they do Christmas and that is why I hate them so much. They have this loud clock sitting right in the middle of Whoville that makes an ear pounding ring every minute close to Christmas and that makes them even more excited and even louder. I hate Christmas and the Whos so much it is unbelievable, I hate everything to do with them both. Christmas is when the Whos get the most annoying and helps fuel my hatred for them even more. All December every Who in the village goes crazy with all the shopping, decorating, and singing. I see red, white, and green so much I have started to hate my own skin color and hair. Everyday there is stampedes of Whos racing to the stores to get everything they need for Christmas like decorations, food, and the most annoy of all the presents. Their presents are so loud they drive closer to insanity every Christmas with all there Whoflopers, Whojanglers, Whoflangers, and Whoconblinkers. Then on every Christmas morning all the Whos of Whoville go to the middle and make big circles around the town tree and do the most annoying thing ever, SING. Then they all go back to their houses and open their terrible presents and play with them all morning like I’m not up here trying to sleep in the mountains. After every Who, young and old all go to have a huge Christmas day feast eating all the Whopudding, Whostuffing, Whobeats, and Whoroastbeast. Its like I can hear them already singing that terrible song it goes, “Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome Christmas Come this way, Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome Christmas, Christmas day, Welcome, welcome fahoo ramus, Welcome, welcome dahoo damus, Christmas day is in our grasp, So long as we have hands to clasp, Fahoo fores dahoo dores, Welcome Christmas bring your cheer, Fahoo fores dahoo dores, Welcome all Whos far and near, Welcome Christmas fahoo ramus, Welcome Christmas dahoo damus, Christmas day will always be just so long as we have we, Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome Christmas bring your light, Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome in the cold dark night, Welcome Christmas fahoo ramus, Welcome Christmas dahoo damus, Welcome Christmas while we stand, Heart to Heart and Hand in Hand, Fahoo Fores Dahoo Dores, Welcome Christmas, Christmas Day!” I hate everything to do with Christmas and the Whos of Whoville. I think that’s probably why I am so Green in the skin but I like it, it makes me look scary but I hate it because its one of the colors of Christmas, EW. The Whos are despicable creatures who should be erased from the face of this earth and I would send Christmas with them.

How the hatred began

I was a simple lad, I didn’t bother people or kids because they didn’t bother me at all. Maybe I was too short, maybe I was too big, or maybe it was because of my green skin and hair. They constantly picked at me about my green hair calling me a man child and making hate the Whos. I never really liked Christmas it was so annoying but this ones going to be different, this one is going to be the best because Martha May Whovier is in it. In my fifth grade class we where having secret santa and I wanted her to be mine. So I made her a tree star and when I tried to give it to her they started to make fun of me and I lost it I destroyed everything and ran to the top of the mountain. So I sat up there and just hated the Whos every second. As I grew over the years my green hair didn’t really grow and I never got guest so I didn’t wear clothes over. After a while I got lonely I needed someone to hate the Whos with, so I got a dog. I named him Max and he became my partner in crime. Many people made story about me, about how I hate the Whos, and how I hate Christmas. They began to make different stories about me like how I eat and kill Whos. So dumb teens come up to my mountain as dears to knock on my door and I made it a habit to scare them and make them fear me. I came down to the town occasionally to torment the Whos in the shadows. I wore a long hooded coat with a silly mast and those idiots never even notice me. I always took Max with me, we would cut brakes off Who Cycles, gave kids knifes to run with, and whatever we could do to ruin their day. The older I became the more I hated the Whos and the more they feared me. But after a while they began to forget all about me and I just became a legend, a myth, and just a scary story to tell around the camp fire. But the longer I stayed up there the less I grasped my sanity. I started having nightmares every night about those evil Whos who ruined my life. Max and pain was the only things that kept me in reality, without them I don’t know what I would do. I can say one thing though I don’t think I could have became the man I am today if I didn’t have the Whos. Who would I would I hate and plan to destroy everyday for a living if I didn’t have the Whos, how would I eat if I didn’t have the garbage that those ungrateful Whos just throw away, and how would I have became a legend if I didn’t have the Whos that hated and feared me and made stories about how terrible I was.